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  • Inteview: And the gold ring circling around your index finger?
  • Kristen: Everyone wants to know
  • Kristen: Everyone knows already
  • Kristen: it’s ridiculous
  • Robsten Fans: *DEAD*

  • Troll: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH
  • Snow White: aaaaaaaaa
  • Troll: ok..you win

  • Rob: It's sunny
  • Rob: I need my cap
  • Rob: ......
  • Rob: KRISTEN!

  • Kristen: Can we go now?
  • Robert: On the road?
  • Kristen: yes..of course? But hurry op..
  • Robert: Are you on a runaway?
  • Robert: To an Adventure land?
  • Robert: Into the wild?
  • Kristen: Robbbb..funny
  • Kristen: I want to be there before it's getting dark..come on..
  • Robert: you mean before twilight?
  • Kristen: If you don't come along..then don't forget me...remember me!
  • Kristen: :D
  • Kristen: Ok...I go now, bye
  • Robert: Wait, you forgot your yellow Handkerchief!

  • Kristen: Rob, where are my rings?
  • Rob:
  • Kristen: I put them on my nightstand
  • Rob:
  • Kristen: No..where are they...
  • Rob: Leave the rings, go baby..otherwise you dressed up for nothing
  • Rob: Have fun
  • Kristen: bye honey!
  • (Kristen leaves the room)
  • Rob:
  • Rob: I've them hidden..under your pillow..

  • Me: Would you like some sauce on your pancake?
  • Kristen:
  • Me:
  • Kristen:
  • Me:
  • Kristen: What are you doing in my kitchen?
  • Me:
  • Kristen:
  • Me: I'm making dinner...so what about the sauce?

  • Rob: hey Honey
  • Kristen: baby, why are you calling in the middle of the night?
  • Rob: What are you wearing?
  • Kristen: ....
  • Rob: ......
  • Kristen: your t-shirt
  • Kristen: your boxer
  • Kristen: and your socks

  • Bella: After 18 years of being utterly ordinary, I've finally found that I could shine.
  • Me: Sparkle

  • Robert on Tumblr
  • Robert: Some new pictures of Kristen in Paris
  • Robert: ........
  • Robert: She is wearing a leather pants!
  • Robert: I'll take the first plane to Paris
  • Kristen: Yes..It works